This is it.
The start of the Revolution.
Several important incidents occurred today:
1-The finale of Up N' Under
2-The hilarious A-Team joke in the episode "Moving Targets'
3-I can't find a good cookie recipe
4-Magnets and Tattoos
1- So The Wheatsheaf are down by one point against The Cobbler's, they just scored a Rugby Touchdown, 10-15 seconds left, and what happens, on the conversion the ball hits the crossbar. The Cobbler's players and 'staff' celebrate thinking victory has been secured-BUT!-infact time has slowed down, slow motion hmmm, the ref is moving his whistle slowly towards his mouth, The Wheatsheaf capitano realises there is still a chance-he grabs the ball and runs towards the End Zone, the ref is still moving his whistle in slow motion towards his mouth, the captain dives over and through The Cobbler's players, the line so close, so so close, the whistle closer, moving closer, the ball down TOUCHDOWN! Yeah TOUCHDOWN TOUCHDOWN! Its a pretty nicely done film, perhaps its time to make a Football version called Over N' In?
2- Knock Knock
Who's there?
We are, fool!j
3-I'm thinking a tasty oat cookie, they go really well with a tasty cup o' tea.
4-The problem with magnets is, they command a force you cannot see. How can you judge what you cannot see-how? what do magnets do? what would happen if you filled your microwave with magnets, turned up the power and SHAZAM? I'm going to design a tattoo, does anyone know where to start?
Stay centred people
It's not called a touch down its called a try.
ReplyDeleteBut in that other Rugby film "The Waterboy" they call it a Touchdown, and in "Problem Child". I would hate to be wrong after researching the sport so thoroughly.
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